Sunday 22 December 2013

Adverts 2013 - The top 25 commercials

By Simon Wright – Follow me on Twitter @Siwri88

IT is that time of year again where several areas have got the review treatment from me and one of the annual areas is the advert.

Advert of the Year is here - who has made the top 25 in 2013?
So what was the best commercial of 2013 (logo pictured)? Some will see these messages as pointless and the perfect opportunity to make a quick phone call or to put the kettle on, post a message on social media or take a comfort break. Others enjoy the commercials, either for laughter, the serious effect or if it sells the message it is directing to you, the consumer.

John Lewis has come out on top in the last two years with their Christmas adverts. This time, the Xmas advert hasn’t made the top 25 but will the company still make it a hat-trick in 2013. This is Advert of the Year.

25. Apple (Photos Every Day)
Apple’s domination of the technology market has been marginalised in recent years by the Android effect. However the iPhone remains the most popular smartphone and it can share great memories from an early age to retirement. This advert promotes the camera tool, showing that photos can be taken everyday and cherished forever.


24. Halfords (Tour de Britain)
There was more British success in the Tour de France this summer with Chris Froome winning the classic event. However Halfords elected to put a funny spin on this recent control by staging the Tour de Britain in a 40-second advert. See what happens by clicking ‘Play.’


23. AXA (Little Things Mean A Lot)
It might not be as funny as some others in this list but there is real sentimental value to the new advertising campaign ran this year by AXA to promote their home insurance. This commercial follows a romantic couple who are enjoying a break in Brighton but the female of this loved-up pair is devastated when a break-in at home sees some priceless jewellery stolen. So if it can’t be returned, AXA will sort the small things out and make things better. Sometimes, it is the little things that mean more than the big, bulky items in life.


22. Jessops (Are You In)
It has been a difficult year for camera chain Jessops. In January 2013, the company slipped into administration and within days, all 187 UK stores had been closed, taking 1,370 jobs with it. Dragons’ Den entrepreneur Peter Jones though bought the assets two months later and is attempting to reform them as both an online and retail business. In this commercial, Jones spends the day undercover in the main Oxford Street shop to attempt customer service skills. It doesn’t quite work but it indicates that sometimes, one-to-one interaction is better than just placing an order online on the internet. It will be interesting to see if Jessops progresses under its new owner in 2014. The advert has some comic appeal and I personally hope Jones makes a success of the brand.


21. PlayStation 4 (This is for the Players)
The world of gaming went up a gear this year with the launch of both Xbox One and PlayStation 4 in November 2013. PlayStation’s advert isn’t quite as appealing as some of the older versions of the console but this still attracts the consumer, grabs their attention and makes sure they are number one. From early reviews, it seems like Sony might have nudged back ahead of Microsoft in this battle. PlayStation 4 is for the players.


20. TSB (Welcome Back to Local Banking)
Another name many were delighted to see return to the high street and the banking industry this year were TSB. TSB had been around for over 100 years until 1995 when Lloyds Bank merged with them to form Lloyds TSB. A ruling of the European Commission stated the group had to sell a portion of its business as it categorised a 43.4 per cent stake by HM Government as state aid.

Therefore, Lloyds decided to buy out the Cheltenham & Gloucester brand and disband the TSB name, reforming as Lloyds Bank. Consequently, TSB is now back and this is a lengthy commercial showing the story of its founder, the Reverend Henry Duncan. Only time will tell to see how much impact they will have but it is nice to have TSB back in many retail outlets up and down the land.


19. Harvester (Junior Chefs)
This commercial is cheeky in many ways. Two little chefs battle it out in the kitchen, branding out orders to more senior members of the team. This was part of a competition by Harvester which saw a vote to see if Ben or his little sister Annie won the battle in the cooking department. There’s a little Jamie Oliver in all of us!


18. Whiskas (Big Cat, Little Cat)
While it lacks the power or the knockout punch of other adverts in 2013, this is one of the more heart-warming ones, particularly for lovers of cats. It shows the cheetah, known as the fastest safari animal running quickly after hearing the barking sound of a dog. He then enters a cat flap, and transforms into a little cat, all based around the love for Whiskas. Other cat foods are available!


17. Virgin Media (Terrible Speed)
Two adverts from Virgin Media have made the top 25 this year and this is the first, promoting their broadband. Former Doctor Who star David Tennant seems to be frustrated with the terrible speed his broadband service is providing and therefore, promotes Virgin Media’s superfast broadband with the help of Sir Richard Branson and Usain Bolt. My favourite part is when Bolt asks the Doctor to put his hand down but is bluntly told ‘NO!’ by Tennant.


16. Royal Mail (We Love Parcels)
Royal Mail hadn’t done a major TV advertising campaign since 2007 so it was about time they did something and it is a good return to form. Featuring the postmen and women who deliver their parcels, this advert came out just in time for Christmas at a crucial time of the year for gifts and presents. The advert shows the staff working extremely hard to bring joy and delight to the faces of many across the nation. This features the voices of the Royal Mail Choir with the cover of ‘All You Need Is Love’ by The Beatles being sung from the famous Abbey Road Studios.


15. Sky Broadband (Toy Story of Terror)
Another broadband advert and while it is no longer on the big screen, the animation doesn’t stop for Toy Story. Wi-Fi 2000 can’t handle the amount of internet usage and it eventually causes a powercut in the town. It all started because Rex was watching a move that was struggling to buffer. Use your head Rex, that’s your best use! The advert is to highlight Sky’s Fibre Broadband service which is totally unlimited and superfast but that’s what they say. I can’t judge who is the quickest because honestly, I’m not too bothered by these statistics.


14. Guinness (Wheelchair Basketball)
I don’t drink Guinness and nor will I ever but the advertising and marketing geniuses have come up with some memorable adverts down the years. ‘Evolution’ and ‘Surfers’ are two that spring to mind. This one with music from the Cinematic Orchestra shows a group of friends enjoying a game of competitive wheelchair basketball, dedicated to winning but also staying loyal to their personal friendships. It ends down the local with a pint of Guinness. You can’t really argue with the results.


13. Sony Xperia (Momentous Events)
Japanese manufacturer Sony made its big breakthrough onto the smartphone market this year with the Xperia Z. This shows some of Sony’s evolution through the years from the Walkman’s inception to the birth of the PlayStation in 1995. It ultimately combines with a couple taking photos of a colourful carnival and testing how water resistant the phone is. The music is David Bowie’s classic Sound and Vision, remixed by Sonjay Prabhakar. I liked the commercial so much, I bought the phone in late August and it is a decision I haven’t regretted.


12. EE (Conga Dance)
I find Kevin Bacon, the man behind the EE adverts a tad irritating but this is a corny advert. After the results come in which shows EE has the fastest 4G broadband service (yes that word again), Bacon joins a Conga line which never seems to end. It also involves the conga invading the Deal or No Deal set in Bristol, leaving host Noel Edmonds slightly bemused. Shame the identity of ‘The Banker’ wasn’t revealed.


11. Kronenbourg 1664 (The Farmers of Alsace)
While I might not be the biggest fan of Bacon (both person and the food), Eric Cantona is of a different scale. A genius on the football field, this temperamental Frenchman has become a filmstar and now a commercial ace. Here, he promotes the good tasting Kronenbourg 1664 and the farmers in a local French town of Alsace, who are appreciated as much as English footballers. Cue some farmer statues, a couple of curious facial expressions and then Cantona hoping to get lucky at the end, when a woman asks him if he is a father too!


10. Sky (Moments)
The selection of Christmas TV adverts has been largely disappointing this year and that’s a pity. However, this is my personal favourite. The music by Jonathan Goldstein has become so popular; it is now available to be downloaded as a full-length track on iTunes. Sky’s Magical Moments season follows three families or individuals hoping to feel happy or lucky in the festive season. It starts sad and full of regret or sorrow but provides a happy ending for all three outcomes. A lovely advert by Sky, showing magic can happen at Christmas.


9. Allianz (School Run)
The busy school run can have its pressures, such as remembering lunchboxes, having the right kind of shoes and the annoyance parents’ get of regular shouts of ‘Are We There Yet.’ Filmed at what looks like the Rockingham Oval in Northamptonshire, this advert for Allianz portrays all these issues in a battle to see who can get to the chequered flag first. The pressure of winning or just getting there in one piece is empathised by Allianz and it has its comical moments in this advert.


8. Argos (Awesome Stuff)
The Argos Aliens returned for another year of interesting commercials and their spring one was one of frustration for one member of the family. Seeing a product he is after online on a third-party website, he seems happy to accept the 3-5 day delivery wait, believing it will come earlier than that. As seen, that is not the case and going to Argos is probably cheaper, quicker and easier. Awesome stuff!


7. John Lewis (Things Matter)
The ranking here guarantees that it won’t be a hat-trick of top honours for John Lewis but things do matter and home insurance is one of these. This advert shows the precious pieces and some clever work in design studios to ensure everything in the house from furniture to books makes a bid for freedom before the family of five pose for a picture outside. Insure everything precious to you. Nina Nesbitt sings a cover of the 1980s song ‘Don’t Stop’ by Fleetwood Mac and has just completed her debut album. She could be an artist to watch in the coming year.


6. BT Sport (Great Sport Happens Here)
BBC’s Formula One coverage went downhill from the moment Jake Humphrey signed off as anchor after the 2012 Brazilian Grand Prix. Frustrated at being the number two/three choice for major BBC sporting events, Humphrey elected to move to BT Sport and become the number one presenter. Here, he promotes the channel’s first TV advert featuring stars such as Brian O’Driscoll, Joe Hart, Lawrence Dallaglio and Robin van Persie. With top pick matches from the Barclays Premier League alongside Aviva Premiership Rugby, MotoGP, WTA tennis and from 2015, the UEFA Champions League – BT Sport is here to stay. Great sport is really happening and Sky have been warned.


5. Virgin Media (Three Tennants)
Isn’t it a grave disappointment when three programmes you want to watch are on at the same time? Well, if you have the TiVO service from Virgin Media, this isn’t a problem. As demonstrated by David Tennant and a feisty battle between three lookalikes for supremacy, the three Tennants eventually get silenced by Richard Branson. Still, it was a great duel while it lasted and just squeezes into my top five in 2013.


4. Carling (Trick Shot)
In May, Carling launched a new advertising campaign featuring Jon and Dylan getting up to wild and wacky adventures. The first commercial sees Dylan heading up to the pool table to tackle the ultimate trick shot, not seen since the days of Big Break. It looks like target has been achieved until the white ball changes course – will it stay on the table or drop into the hole? Click ‘Play’ to find out.


3. British Airways (Today, Tomorrow)
Two years on from the classic To Fly, To Serve ad, British Airways introduced their new advert featuring the classy Boeing 787 Dreamliner aircraft. The commercial illustrates the comforts available to make a plane journey better than ever before. They are still the world’s favourite airline today, will be tomorrow and for some time to come on this evidence.


2. Comparethemeerkat.com (Fat Sergei)
Runner-Up this year goes to Aleksandr and the hilarious meerkats who have starred in adverts this year with Gary Barlow and become new sponsors of ITV soap opera Coronation Street. This is my favourite though as it sees Aleksandr’s Meerkat assistant Sergei putting on quite a bit of weight. It means he looks completely out of sync in comparison to his Meerkat toy and will require an intense fitness programme to get back into shape. Fat Sergei though does the work required to his normal size before the advert ends. This is another tremendous advert in the collection. Simples!


1. Three (The Dancing Pony)
The number one advert of 2013 is one by the mobile phone company Three. Often put in the shade by rivals EE, O2 and Vodafone, they’ve come up with this catchy commercial which sees a pony pulling off some exceptional dance moves that wouldn’t look out of place on Strictly Come Dancing. You simply have to love this advert, even though there isn’t much reference to what Three actually sells. I guess the moral is never to underestimate anyone, as people or creatures can be capable of the strangest talents possible.


So, congratulations to Three and their Dancing Pony, voted as Viewing Perspectives’ Advert of the Year for 2013. 

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